Milford shoots VIDEO

The Ugly Giant strapped a video camera around my neck.

I took it for a trip around the neighbourhood. Things you'll see:

- my favourite hiding spot
- my buddy Chipper
- I climb a fence
- I cross the street
- I find another cat's food and eat it
- I cross the street again
- I knock on the window
- I dodge an attack by the Ugly Giant's offspring

Milford visits the playground and poops.

April 10, 2009.

The Ugly Giant took his spawn to the playground today, so I decided to tag along.

Some sights along the way...

There was a fence around the playground. You can see the Ugly Giant in the bottom right.

I decided to go around the back, but first I had to cut through this person's yard.

There they are on the swings...

I decided to go around the back to try and find another way in.



And then I find a way...


I just need to get over this fence...
On top of the fence...


And in. (There they are on the swings.)

The ground in the playground is very sandy, perfect for a poo.


Now I'll just dig a hole...


And do my business. I hope those people over there don't see me.


Uh, oh, they're coming this way...

Leave me alone little girl, I'm pooping. How embarrassing.

The Ugly Giant was not impressed, he went home to get a plastic bag. I followed.

There he is. What's the rush!



Across the street, and cut through the neighbour's...

Warping space-time to get through the fence...

And back home for a nap.

Cat Cam V2.0 (with video)

April 1, 2009.

We wish this was an April fool's joke but sadly it is all too real. Months have passed and we thought the Ugly Giant had given up strapping the camera to us, but then he shows up with this...



Little did we know that he had been scheming all along, waiting for his shipment to arrive from Hong Kong. Our noses confirmed that yes, it is a video camera. He even had the audacity to film us.



Needless to say, you can see we're unimpressed. It's only a matter of time before he figures out how to strap it to our necks. Sigh...

Milford & Chipper

Feb 09, 2009

The Ugly Giant has been complaining that I don't like to stay outside long enough to take any interesting pictures. I don't see him staying outside in the freezing weather. Today it was nice so I obliged him with some more time-lapse cloud footage. I hope it gets cold again...

-- Milford

Time Lapse Milford

December 29, 2008.

The Ugly Giant complained to me that I took over 1000 photos today of practically the same thing. He's so stupid, I was making a time-lapse movie. My favourite part is shot of moving clouds near the end. My least favourite is when Chipper gets in the way.

-- Milford.



If you're wondering why the video turned purple in the end, I think it's because the battery starting getting low.

Here are a few stills of Chipper getting in the way.

The Calm After the Storm

December 21, 2008.

The Ugly Giant finally bought some batteries and sent me out into the deep deep snow...

-- Chipper
















Finally I get to go inside.


The Ugly Giant's spawn...




Milford's ass.